SALAD OF SMOKED CHICKEN, QUARK, BEETROOT AND MUSTARD FRUIT

Smoky, sweet, sharp, fresh, fruity, herbal, tangy. This salad has it all. Not much else to write ... oh, okay, I'll have a go: Once upon a time in a land not dissimilar to ours there lived a three-legged witch, an English police constable and a goanna. The goanna played honky-tonk piano, whilst the witch was a fan of Rolf Harris's songs. The policeman couldn't sing but simply repeated 'Hello, hello, hello' ... which itself is clearly repetitive. How's the story going so far? Had enough? Okay, that's all for now.

SALAD OF SMOKED CHICKEN, QUARK, BEETROOT AND MUSTARD FRUIT